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Postby smeghead on Thu May 28, 2009 1:36 pm

Only in Kiwi land...

Please explain this one, eh bro... :? :? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Kiwi Triton Marketing

Postby Greedy on Thu May 28, 2009 1:38 pm

:lol: :lol: Maybe, due to the drought, they're starting to change species. :shock: What's your take on this Tookie?
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Re: Kiwi Triton Marketing

Postby Eelesy on Thu May 28, 2009 1:39 pm

now where is that "facepalm" picture...
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Re: Kiwi Triton Marketing

Postby Still-Lurking on Thu May 28, 2009 4:02 pm

Sex sells, but I always thought they were into sheep, not goats ? :mrgreen:
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Postby boycee on Thu May 28, 2009 4:06 pm

maybe it's a better way of saying free fertelising lawnmower. :lol:
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Re: Kiwi Triton Marketing

Postby Wallace on Thu May 28, 2009 5:12 pm

Should have read the fine print..........the goat comes with it's own set of velcro gloves :lol: no holding back now :!: Sh*te hope they are nannies :lol:
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Re: Kiwi Triton Marketing

Postby MR T on Thu May 28, 2009 7:34 pm

aussies always get bent over :shock:
i didnt get any thing free with my ute and i could realy use an automatic lawn mower :lol: :lol:
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Re: Kiwi Triton Marketing

Postby rick on Thu May 28, 2009 11:09 pm

you dipped out there tooky :?
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Re: Kiwi Triton Marketing

Postby Blue on Fri May 29, 2009 12:23 am

KIWI RAG wrote:five-year/100,000km extended warranty


You guy's are getting ripped bro...
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Re: Kiwi Triton Marketing

Postby Greedy on Fri May 29, 2009 8:21 am

Blue wrote:
KIWI RAG wrote:five-year/100,000km extended warranty


You guy's are getting ripped bro...

That's actually what ours are as well Blue. The warranty in Australia is really 3 years but with a free upgrade to 5 years if you apply for it in the last 6 months of the 3 year period. :ugeek: I won't mention the extra 5/30,000km we get as I don't know if they get it.
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Re: Kiwi Triton Marketing

Postby Binksy on Fri May 29, 2009 8:40 am

"We are aware that three years of drought has severely depleted sheep and beef populations, so what better time to float the goat?"

WHAT THE.....

How do you float a goat in a drought ?????
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Re: Kiwi Triton Marketing

Postby Homer on Fri May 29, 2009 10:45 am

Yeah I've been trying to think of a sheep version of 'float the goat'......failed :(
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Re: Kiwi Triton Marketing

Postby tookie on Fri May 29, 2009 11:01 am

hey alest in nz they give you something with your triton, not like you tight ass aussies, the steelers give me stuff all :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Kiwi Triton Marketing

Postby snowman on Fri May 29, 2009 11:10 am

Homer wrote:Yeah I've been trying to think of a sheep version of 'float the goat'......failed :(


'reap the sheep' - and yes i have spelt it correctly - leave it alone boys. ;)

or

'endorse the horse' :D c'mon this is australia.
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Re: Kiwi Triton Marketing

Postby Homer on Fri May 29, 2009 11:24 am

:lol:
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Re: Kiwi Triton Marketing

Postby tookie on Fri May 29, 2009 11:43 am

this is australia :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Kiwi Triton Marketing

Postby 4wd26 on Fri May 29, 2009 6:23 pm

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Re: Kiwi Triton Marketing

Postby Blue on Fri May 29, 2009 6:27 pm

This thread belongs on Outers...
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Re: Kiwi Triton Marketing

Postby trytin on Fri May 29, 2009 8:39 pm

The first thing the wife said after I told her about the goat - "Is it a baby goat or a grown up goat? I would only have it if it was a baby one"
And she was serious !! :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Re: Kiwi Triton Marketing

Postby Homer on Fri May 29, 2009 9:07 pm

:lol: :lol: classic!
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